noextrai

Who Whored it Better: Stripper Edition

noextrai@aol.com — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:22:35 GMT

Shockingly, a tacky, non-union reality show whore wore the same dress as me before Bret Michaels dumped her ass on cable.

Go read up on the facts.

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

WILLAM

Britney's Jail Mail

noextrai@aol.com — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:21:33 GMT

You need to go to my blog to check it out and the pussy-droppin', get-it get-it time i had last night. I was hanging out with my favorite America's Next Top Model friend

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

if the link is disabled, just cut go to willambelli.com and hit BLOG

bitch behind bars,
WILLAMB

Strap-on's dipped in Rosie O'Donnell's staph infection

noextrai@aol.com — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 06:26:47 GMT

Ok So i had a rough week. My 200lb St Bernard knocked me down & I hurt my back. Then my boyfriend gave me pills strong enough that I passed out while I had ice on my back.
Now I'm the only person in LA with frostbite. 1st degree burn on my back right above the moneymaker.
So why not check out what I did last weekend to make you laugh. The Mismatch Game, live on stage...well it was. Now it's youtube'd and shit.

The Mismatch Game @ Willam's blog

best,
WILLAM

The Life

noextrai@aol.com — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:44:02 GMT

Come see the west coast premiere of Cy Coleman's (Sweet Charity, City of Angels) award-winning musical The Life @ the Stella Adler Theater on Hollywood Blvd.

www.jaxxtheatricals.com for tickets or check for discount ones on Goldstartickets.com

Tranny McGuyver So-Cal screening

noextrai@aol.com — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:28:47 GMT

Tranny McGuyver Screening
Long Beach Q Film Fest tickets

Closing Night
($15)
Sunday, October 12, 6pm-9pm
3 awesome short films!
Tranny McGuyver (Willam Belli, Darryl Stephens, Calpernia Addams)
Taco Chick and Salsa Girl (w/ Kay Sedia)
READY? OK! (With Michael Emerson-Lost, and Carrie Preston-Desperate Housewives- no clue who they are but the website chose to write that)
Q & A with Film Makers & Crew
VIP Party: 9pm-10pm ($15)

The VIP party shouldn't itimidate. you can just be an IP or a regular P and still get in.

Crystal Meth has antioxidants, right?

noextrai@aol.com — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:09:13 GMT

This entry deals with a gogo boy drugging

let's sing.

We are Flintstone kids. 10 million strong...and fucked up...

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Gingko Biloba with a schotsch of B-12,
WILLAM

Crystal Meth has antioxidants, right?

noextrai@aol.com — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:09:13 GMT

This entry deals with a gogo boy drugging

let's sing.

We are Flintstone kids. 10 million strong...and fucked up...

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Gingko Biloba with a schotsch of B-12,
WILLAM

W'sWoftheD

noextrai@aol.com — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:56:38 GMT

willam's word of the day

definition, usage and other various sundries @

ITaintWilliam.blogspot.com

WILLAM

happy clowns

noextrai@aol.com — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:54:47 GMT

When Queens Collide

go get tixs at the above link. it's all for Gay teens and violence and shit. We need to teach these kids to have safe words during rough sex. Like Palimino or Popcorn.

WILLAM
ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Live blog reading

noextrai@aol.com — Tue, 27 May 2008 09:01:17 GMT

I'm doing a wonderful reading on dirty little sex secrets.

I'll be recounting some wild tales including an all too close to home account of a toe-rape.

Press Release

Click above for the run down of the other esteemed (read: sicko) readers/performers.

IN THE FLESH: L.A. EROTIC READING SERIES

THURSDAY, MAY 29th at 8 PM
AT FREDDY AND EDDY, 12613 VENICE BOULEVARD, LOS ANGELES
(Three blocks West of Centinela on the North side, http://www.freddyandeddy.com)
Admission: Free, $10 suggested donation to RAINN (Rape & Incest Nat'l Network)

I'm doing it mainly because I'm a fan of neither inscest (which i think i just spelled wrong) or rape...'specially those toe ones.

When Str8 Acting Gays Drink & CELEB GOSSIP

noextrai@aol.com — Sat, 17 May 2008 04:37:13 GMT

thankfully, once they shut up, you totally want to do them again.

just kidding.

just click the blog. it's funny

OH! and there's celebrity gossip that's super easy to guess.

WILLAM
ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Idle Idolatry pt. 3

noextrai@aol.com — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:44:02 GMT

I went to American Idol last week & saw Lloyd Webber in the bathroom too.

Seriously. no Shitting you.

go read

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com
WILLAM

Extras needed for sequel to Another Gay Movie

noextrai@aol.com — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:55:32 GMT

Amanda Lepore, Karen Black and ME are all in the scene.
On sat april 19th, we'll be shooting on a mockup plane set in North
Hollywood. probably a fairly long day but who knows...make contacts, network, suck off some p.a,'s & grips.
Younger spring break types preferred.

Also, for Sun april 20th, our beach day, probably venice beach , morning/
late morning, should only take 3 hours,
would like as many attractive beachy types as possible, swim trunks/
speedos.

email gary if you're interested
gary granger
agsthemovie@gmail.com

thanx
WILLAM
ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy?

noextrai@aol.com — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:55:19 GMT

Tell you what you're gonna do...

You're gonna wait until it gets outta the body shop.

Yes yes yes. The man hit it from behind.

My car was also struck ;)

read all about it

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Enterprisin'

WILLAM

Every actor/performer can relate to this

noextrai@aol.com — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:41:01 GMT

"Places" has been called.

But nature is calling right then too!

What do you do? 2 girls, 1 cup it? Hold it?

I went through this very kind of hell and lived to blog about it.

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Love & Laxatives,
WILLAM

Who-Whored-It-Better: Halloween edition

noextrai@aol.com — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:41:50 GMT

What did you go as? I was copyright infringement with a big case of blue balls.

check it out here

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Check the candy for blades people,
WILLAM

Bimbo's tonight @ Hamburger Mary

noextrai@aol.com — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:59:36 GMT

My talents are gigantic!

I do letters and numbers. The math is tricky but i'm a think-on-my-feet type of gal.

come on out and call a bingo game with me on stage.

7 and 9 pm seatings.

WILLAM
ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Who Wore It Better: Tranny Edition!

noextrai@aol.com — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:12:16 GMT

Go check it out.

Techinically it's not an outfit, more of an accesory. But you know us gays. I mean really....a strap-on is equivialent to some tragic rhinestone bauble bought @ Claire's right?

Assesrize it!

WILLAM
ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Carson Kressley a Tranny?!?!

noextrai@aol.com — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:16:28 GMT

I just lost out on a hot part for a Tranny.

But I don't feel bad because so did Carson Kressley.

How on earth does playing a gay guy in a Hilary Duff movie and a gay elf costumer in The Year without a Santa Claus make it even possible for you to get in a room with geniouses like Ryan Murphy on a Brad Pitt produced show?!?!

anyway- read about it on my blog

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

back to the castin futon,
WILLAM

p.s. did i misspell "geniouses"???

I Went To Britney's show-REVIEW

noextrai@aol.com — Sat, 05 May 2007 21:31:34 GMT

Go read about it and comment
(Willam Bart Vanity Belli be thy name)

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Notagirlnotyeta~~woman~~shemalingly,

WILLAM

The $40,000 Nightie & Willam

noextrai@aol.com — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:21:34 GMT

Time for a new blog feature!

Who wore it Better? Tranny-edition.

check out the blog and cast your vote!

ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

WILLAM

Dear Sally Hansen

noextrai@aol.com — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:59:16 GMT

You motherfuckin' eye brow stealer!

You snatched me, you snatchity bitch. I got a chunk gone from you.

go read about it @ ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Tear-stained pillow and shit,

Cawillam Belli Bowles

My Oscar wrap-up

noextrai@aol.com — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:54:52 GMT

Enjoy your clams, cocksuckahs.

I tivo'd through it all in less than 40 minutes.

Environment, envishmiorment.

The real disaster we had going on was Jennifer Hudson not wearing Spanx under that red gown.

Makes me think of another movie...

I bet you money Janice van Meter paid $500 for that dress and don't even bother to wear a girdle.

Like two pigs wrestling under a blanket.

(two little piggies that can damn well sing though child).

Now go read my blog
ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com
WILLAM

Boycott Black Hair Sophisticate Magazine!

noextrai@aol.com — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:00:37 GMT

Go to my blog and see why.

Willam's Blog

We can not (and I will not) sit idly by and let this kind of irresponsible journalism go on.

This is kind of muckraking reporting is to expected by lesser publications like Hype Hair and such but not you, my B.H. Sophie!

I'm cancelling my subscription.

You all should follow suit.

WILLAM
ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

Tranny McGuyver Teaster posted!

noextrai@aol.com — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:23:56 GMT

Go check it out! This is my little summer project. I was running on drag queen time though so it's just been wrapped.

You can check it out here on YouTube:
Tranny McGuyver on YouTube

I'm starring in it with Patty Wortham, Seana Harris, Trevor Wayne, Jeremy Dunham and the amazing Lindsay Hollister.

It's just a two minute teaser that I'm hoping will get sold in '07.

WILLAM
ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com