| Friday, May 16th, 2008 |
| 9:36 pm |
When Str8 Acting Gays Drink & CELEB GOSSIP thankfully, once they shut up, you totally want to do them again. just kidding. just click the blog. it's funny OH! and there's celebrity gossip that's super easy to guess. WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com |
| Sunday, April 27th, 2008 |
| 7:43 pm |
Idle Idolatry pt. 3 I went to American Idol last week & saw Lloyd Webber in the bathroom too. Seriously. no Shitting you. go read ItAintWilliam.blogspot.comWILLAM |
| Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 |
| 3:55 pm |
Extras needed for sequel to Another Gay Movie Amanda Lepore, Karen Black and ME are all in the scene. On sat april 19th, we'll be shooting on a mockup plane set in North Hollywood. probably a fairly long day but who knows...make contacts, network, suck off some p.a,'s & grips. Younger spring break types preferred. Also, for Sun april 20th, our beach day, probably venice beach , morning/ late morning, should only take 3 hours, would like as many attractive beachy types as possible, swim trunks/ speedos. email gary if you're interested gary granger agsthemovie@gmail.com thanx WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com |
| Friday, March 14th, 2008 |
| 7:54 pm |
Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy? Tell you what you're gonna do... You're gonna wait until it gets outta the body shop. Yes yes yes. The man hit it from behind. My car was also struck ;) read all about it ItAintWilliam.blogspot.comEnterprisin' WILLAM |
| Saturday, December 15th, 2007 |
| 1:38 am |
Every actor/performer can relate to this "Places" has been called. But nature is calling right then too! What do you do? 2 girls, 1 cup it? Hold it? I went through this very kind of hell and lived to blog about it. ItAintWilliam.blogspot.comLove & Laxatives, WILLAM |
| Friday, November 2nd, 2007 |
| 4:41 pm |
Who-Whored-It-Better: Halloween edition What did you go as? I was copyright infringement with a big case of blue balls. check it out here ItAintWilliam.blogspot.comCheck the candy for blades people, WILLAM |
| Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 |
| 12:58 pm |
Bimbo's tonight @ Hamburger Mary My talents are gigantic! I do letters and numbers. The math is tricky but i'm a think-on-my-feet type of gal. come on out and call a bingo game with me on stage. 7 and 9 pm seatings. WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com |
| Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 |
| 7:11 pm |
Who Wore It Better: Tranny Edition! Go check it out. Techinically it's not an outfit, more of an accesory. But you know us gays. I mean really....a strap-on is equivialent to some tragic rhinestone bauble bought @ Claire's right? Assesrize it! WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com |
| Thursday, September 20th, 2007 |
| 12:15 am |
Carson Kressley a Tranny?!?! I just lost out on a hot part for a Tranny. But I don't feel bad because so did Carson Kressley. How on earth does playing a gay guy in a Hilary Duff movie and a gay elf costumer in The Year without a Santa Claus make it even possible for you to get in a room with geniouses like Ryan Murphy on a Brad Pitt produced show?!?! anyway- read about it on my blog ItAintWilliam.blogspot.comback to the castin futon, WILLAM p.s. did i misspell "geniouses"??? |
| Saturday, May 5th, 2007 |
| 2:30 pm |
I Went To Britney's show-REVIEW Go read about it and comment (Willam Bart Vanity Belli be thy name) ItAintWilliam.blogspot.comNotagirlnotyeta womanshemalingly, WILLAM |
| Thursday, April 5th, 2007 |
| 1:19 am |
The $40,000 Nightie & Willam Time for a new blog feature! Who wore it Better? Tranny-edition. check out the blog and cast your vote! ItAintWilliam.blogspot.comWILLAM |
| Sunday, March 11th, 2007 |
| 3:57 am |
Dear Sally Hansen You motherfuckin' eye brow stealer! You snatched me, you snatchity bitch. I got a chunk gone from you. go read about it @ ItAintWilliam.blogspot.comTear-stained pillow and shit, Cawillam Belli Bowles |
| Monday, February 26th, 2007 |
| 2:54 am |
My Oscar wrap-up Enjoy your clams, cocksuckahs. I tivo'd through it all in less than 40 minutes. Environment, envishmiorment. The real disaster we had going on was Jennifer Hudson not wearing Spanx under that red gown. Makes me think of another movie... I bet you money Janice van Meter paid $500 for that dress and don't even bother to wear a girdle. Like two pigs wrestling under a blanket. (two little piggies that can damn well sing though child). Now go read my blog ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com WILLAM |
| Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 |
| 6:00 pm |
Boycott Black Hair Sophisticate Magazine! Go to my blog and see why. Willam's Blog We can not (and I will not) sit idly by and let this kind of irresponsible journalism go on. This is kind of muckraking reporting is to expected by lesser publications like Hype Hair and such but not you, my B.H. Sophie! I'm cancelling my subscription. You all should follow suit. WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com |
| Saturday, December 23rd, 2006 |
| 4:17 pm |
Tranny McGuyver Teaster posted! Go check it out! This is my little summer project. I was running on drag queen time though so it's just been wrapped. You can check it out here on YouTube: Tranny McGuyver on YouTubeI'm starring in it with Patty Wortham, Seana Harris, Trevor Wayne, Jeremy Dunham and the amazing Lindsay Hollister. It's just a two minute teaser that I'm hoping will get sold in '07. WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com |
| Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 |
| 12:15 pm |
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| Sunday, December 10th, 2006 |
| 6:14 pm |
Sometimes, clits just die. did you know the plural for clitoris is clitoride? well it is. I discuss all the hapharzardness that surround them and the actual clits themselves in my latest blog. http://itaintwilliam.blogspot.comgo read it. I mean you're online anyway. what else do you have to do? it'll make you laugh and/or never speak to me again. it's a win-win situation though if you really know me though. WILLAM |
| Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 |
| 1:59 pm |
Ferngully & The Miss Lady Pizza Ho vs. WILLAM Yea kids...you can guess who motherfuckin won that shit. I took off the doorknockers, greased my knuckles, smoothed down the baby hairs and threw down in the pizza parlor. Go read on it. http://itaintwilliam.blogspot.comThat's right. I will bite your motherfuckin' ear off if you fuck with my grub. Love you like my carbed-out Sabbath, WILLAM |
| Monday, November 13th, 2006 |
| 4:35 am |
My Jessica Simpson hair extension line review. The Devil is a white man named Ken Paves and he shant be trusted to school anyone on matters of HAIR WEAVE! check out my blog for my esteemed opinion http://itaintwilliam.blogspot.comMy Dyson has nicer hair balls. You'll never get this kinda advice from Heloise. Love, WILLAM |
| Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 |
| 1:58 am |
I want you to READ me....like the Nair i need. I think of you all as French-Canadian brothers and sisters. Even you Celine. I'd like you to read my latest blog. My neighbors to the south should also read it. I want you to know how much I loved Selena and her biddi biddi bum bum. If you like what you see, comment on the site. Maybe they'll give me an assignment to write about how to toe fuck a gay elf @ Xmas or something topical like that. http://itaintwilliam.blogspot.comWILLAM p.s. I haven't forgotten about our commonwealth of Puerto Rico's habitants. I just forget if you were the Sharks or the Jets so i'll have to reserve comment for now. |
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