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Monday, April 13th, 2009
12:22 pm	Who Whored it Better: Stripper Edition Shockingly, a tacky, non-union reality show whore wore the same dress as me before Bret Michaels dumped her ass on cable. Go read up on the facts. ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com WILLAM (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 8th, 2009
3:17 pm	Britney's Jail Mail You need to go to my blog to check it out and the pussy-droppin', get-it get-it time i had last night. I was hanging out with my favorite America's Next Top Model friend ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com if the link is disabled, just cut go to willambelli.com and hit BLOG bitch behind bars, WILLAMB (Comment on this)
Friday, February 6th, 2009
10:25 pm	Strap-on's dipped in Rosie O'Donnell's staph infection Ok So i had a rough week. My 200lb St Bernard knocked me down & I hurt my back. Then my boyfriend gave me pills strong enough that I passed out while I had ice on my back. Now I'm the only person in LA with frostbite. 1st degree burn on my back right above the moneymaker. So why not check out what I did last weekend to make you laugh. The Mismatch Game, live on stage...well it was. Now it's youtube'd and shit. The Mismatch Game @ Willam's blog best, WILLAM (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
1:37 am	The Life Come see the west coast premiere of Cy Coleman's (Sweet Charity, City of Angels) award-winning musical The Life @ the Stella Adler Theater on Hollywood Blvd. www.jaxxtheatricals.com for tickets or check for discount ones on Goldstartickets.com (Comment on this)
Friday, October 10th, 2008
11:27 am	Tranny McGuyver So-Cal screening Tranny McGuyver Screening Long Beach Q Film Fest tickets Closing Night ($15) Sunday, October 12, 6pm-9pm 3 awesome short films! Tranny McGuyver (Willam Belli, Darryl Stephens, Calpernia Addams) Taco Chick and Salsa Girl (w/ Kay Sedia) READY? OK! (With Michael Emerson-Lost, and Carrie Preston-Desperate Housewives- no clue who they are but the website chose to write that) Q & A with Film Makers & Crew VIP Party: 9pm-10pm ($15) The VIP party shouldn't itimidate. you can just be an IP or a regular P and still get in. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008
12:08 am	Crystal Meth has antioxidants, right? This entry deals with a gogo boy drugging let's sing. We are Flintstone kids. 10 million strong...and fucked up... ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com Gingko Biloba with a schotsch of B-12, WILLAM (Comment on this)
12:08 am	Crystal Meth has antioxidants, right? This entry deals with a gogo boy drugging let's sing. We are Flintstone kids. 10 million strong...and fucked up... ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com Gingko Biloba with a schotsch of B-12, WILLAM (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
5:55 am	W'sWoftheD willam's word of the day definition, usage and other various sundries @ ITaintWilliam.blogspot.com WILLAM (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 21st, 2008
2:54 pm	happy clowns When Queens Collide go get tixs at the above link. it's all for Gay teens and violence and shit. We need to teach these kids to have safe words during rough sex. Like Palimino or Popcorn. WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
2:00 am	Live blog reading I'm doing a wonderful reading on dirty little sex secrets. I'll be recounting some wild tales including an all too close to home account of a toe-rape. Press Release Click above for the run down of the other esteemed (read: sicko) readers/performers. IN THE FLESH: L.A. EROTIC READING SERIES THURSDAY, MAY 29th at 8 PM AT FREDDY AND EDDY, 12613 VENICE BOULEVARD, LOS ANGELES (Three blocks West of Centinela on the North side, http://www.freddyandeddy.com) Admission: Free, $10 suggested donation to RAINN (Rape & Incest Nat'l Network) I'm doing it mainly because I'm a fan of neither inscest (which i think i just spelled wrong) or rape...'specially those toe ones. (Comment on this)
Friday, May 16th, 2008
9:36 pm	When Str8 Acting Gays Drink & CELEB GOSSIP thankfully, once they shut up, you totally want to do them again. just kidding. just click the blog. it's funny OH! and there's celebrity gossip that's super easy to guess. WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 27th, 2008
7:43 pm	Idle Idolatry pt. 3 I went to American Idol last week & saw Lloyd Webber in the bathroom too. Seriously. no Shitting you. go read ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com WILLAM (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
3:55 pm	Extras needed for sequel to Another Gay Movie Amanda Lepore, Karen Black and ME are all in the scene. On sat april 19th, we'll be shooting on a mockup plane set in North Hollywood. probably a fairly long day but who knows...make contacts, network, suck off some p.a,'s & grips. Younger spring break types preferred. Also, for Sun april 20th, our beach day, probably venice beach , morning/ late morning, should only take 3 hours, would like as many attractive beachy types as possible, swim trunks/ speedos. email gary if you're interested gary granger agsthemovie@gmail.com thanx WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com (Comment on this)
Friday, March 14th, 2008
7:54 pm	Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy? Tell you what you're gonna do... You're gonna wait until it gets outta the body shop. Yes yes yes. The man hit it from behind. My car was also struck ;) read all about it ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com Enterprisin' WILLAM (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 15th, 2007
1:38 am	Every actor/performer can relate to this "Places" has been called. But nature is calling right then too! What do you do? 2 girls, 1 cup it? Hold it? I went through this very kind of hell and lived to blog about it. ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com Love & Laxatives, WILLAM (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, November 2nd, 2007
4:41 pm	Who-Whored-It-Better: Halloween edition What did you go as? I was copyright infringement with a big case of blue balls. check it out here ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com Check the candy for blades people, WILLAM (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
12:58 pm	Bimbo's tonight @ Hamburger Mary My talents are gigantic! I do letters and numbers. The math is tricky but i'm a think-on-my-feet type of gal. come on out and call a bingo game with me on stage. 7 and 9 pm seatings. WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
7:11 pm	Who Wore It Better: Tranny Edition! Go check it out. Techinically it's not an outfit, more of an accesory. But you know us gays. I mean really....a strap-on is equivialent to some tragic rhinestone bauble bought @ Claire's right? Assesrize it! WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 20th, 2007
12:15 am	Carson Kressley a Tranny?!?! I just lost out on a hot part for a Tranny. But I don't feel bad because so did Carson Kressley. How on earth does playing a gay guy in a Hilary Duff movie and a gay elf costumer in The Year without a Santa Claus make it even possible for you to get in a room with geniouses like Ryan Murphy on a Brad Pitt produced show?!?! anyway- read about it on my blog ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com back to the castin futon, WILLAM p.s. did i misspell "geniouses"??? (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 5th, 2007
2:30 pm	I Went To Britney's show-REVIEW Go read about it and comment (Willam Bart Vanity Belli be thy name) ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com Notagirlnotyetawomanshemalingly, WILLAM (Comment on this)