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Monday, April 13th, 2009
12:22 pm
Who Whored it Better: Stripper Edition
Shockingly, a tacky, non-union reality show whore wore the same dress as me before Bret Michaels dumped her ass on cable.

Go read up on the facts.


Sunday, March 8th, 2009
3:17 pm
Britney's Jail Mail
You need to go to my blog to check it out and the pussy-droppin', get-it get-it time i had last night. I was hanging out with my favorite America's Next Top Model friend


if the link is disabled, just cut go to willambelli.com and hit BLOG

bitch behind bars,
Friday, February 6th, 2009
10:25 pm
Strap-on's dipped in Rosie O'Donnell's staph infection
Ok So i had a rough week. My 200lb St Bernard knocked me down & I hurt my back. Then my boyfriend gave me pills strong enough that I passed out while I had ice on my back.
Now I'm the only person in LA with frostbite. 1st degree burn on my back right above the moneymaker.
So why not check out what I did last weekend to make you laugh. The Mismatch Game, live on stage...well it was. Now it's youtube'd and shit.

The Mismatch Game @ Willam's blog

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
1:37 am
The Life
Come see the west coast premiere of Cy Coleman's (Sweet Charity, City of Angels) award-winning musical The Life @ the Stella Adler Theater on Hollywood Blvd.

www.jaxxtheatricals.com for tickets or check for discount ones on Goldstartickets.com

Friday, October 10th, 2008
11:27 am
Tranny McGuyver So-Cal screening
Tranny McGuyver Screening
Long Beach Q Film Fest tickets

Closing Night
Sunday, October 12, 6pm-9pm
3 awesome short films!
Tranny McGuyver (Willam Belli, Darryl Stephens, Calpernia Addams)
Taco Chick and Salsa Girl (w/ Kay Sedia)
READY? OK! (With Michael Emerson-Lost, and Carrie Preston-Desperate Housewives- no clue who they are but the website chose to write that)
Q & A with Film Makers & Crew
VIP Party: 9pm-10pm ($15)

The VIP party shouldn't itimidate. you can just be an IP or a regular P and still get in.
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008
12:08 am
Crystal Meth has antioxidants, right?
This entry deals with a gogo boy drugging

let's sing.

We are Flintstone kids. 10 million strong...and fucked up...


Gingko Biloba with a schotsch of B-12,
12:08 am
Crystal Meth has antioxidants, right?
This entry deals with a gogo boy drugging

let's sing.

We are Flintstone kids. 10 million strong...and fucked up...


Gingko Biloba with a schotsch of B-12,
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
5:55 am
willam's word of the day

definition, usage and other various sundries @


Saturday, June 21st, 2008
2:54 pm
happy clowns
When Queens Collide

go get tixs at the above link. it's all for Gay teens and violence and shit. We need to teach these kids to have safe words during rough sex. Like Palimino or Popcorn.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
2:00 am
Live blog reading
I'm doing a wonderful reading on dirty little sex secrets.

I'll be recounting some wild tales including an all too close to home account of a toe-rape.

Press Release

Click above for the run down of the other esteemed (read: sicko) readers/performers.


THURSDAY, MAY 29th at 8 PM
(Three blocks West of Centinela on the North side, http://www.freddyandeddy.com)
Admission: Free, $10 suggested donation to RAINN (Rape & Incest Nat'l Network)

I'm doing it mainly because I'm a fan of neither inscest (which i think i just spelled wrong) or rape...'specially those toe ones.
Friday, May 16th, 2008
9:36 pm
When Str8 Acting Gays Drink & CELEB GOSSIP
thankfully, once they shut up, you totally want to do them again.

just kidding.

just click the blog. it's funny

OH! and there's celebrity gossip that's super easy to guess.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008
7:43 pm
Idle Idolatry pt. 3
I went to American Idol last week & saw Lloyd Webber in the bathroom too.

Seriously. no Shitting you.

go read

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
3:55 pm
Extras needed for sequel to Another Gay Movie
Amanda Lepore, Karen Black and ME are all in the scene.
On sat april 19th, we'll be shooting on a mockup plane set in North
Hollywood. probably a fairly long day but who knows...make contacts, network, suck off some p.a,'s & grips.
Younger spring break types preferred.

Also, for Sun april 20th, our beach day, probably venice beach , morning/
late morning, should only take 3 hours,
would like as many attractive beachy types as possible, swim trunks/

email gary if you're interested
gary granger

Friday, March 14th, 2008
7:54 pm
Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy?
Tell you what you're gonna do...

You're gonna wait until it gets outta the body shop.

Yes yes yes. The man hit it from behind.

My car was also struck ;)

read all about it



Saturday, December 15th, 2007
1:38 am
Every actor/performer can relate to this
"Places" has been called.

But nature is calling right then too!

What do you do? 2 girls, 1 cup it? Hold it?

I went through this very kind of hell and lived to blog about it.


Love & Laxatives,
Friday, November 2nd, 2007
4:41 pm
Who-Whored-It-Better: Halloween edition
What did you go as? I was copyright infringement with a big case of blue balls.

check it out here


Check the candy for blades people,
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
12:58 pm
Bimbo's tonight @ Hamburger Mary
My talents are gigantic!

I do letters and numbers. The math is tricky but i'm a think-on-my-feet type of gal.

come on out and call a bingo game with me on stage.

7 and 9 pm seatings.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
7:11 pm
Who Wore It Better: Tranny Edition!
Go check it out.

Techinically it's not an outfit, more of an accesory. But you know us gays. I mean really....a strap-on is equivialent to some tragic rhinestone bauble bought @ Claire's right?

Assesrize it!

Thursday, September 20th, 2007
12:15 am
Carson Kressley a Tranny?!?!
I just lost out on a hot part for a Tranny.

But I don't feel bad because so did Carson Kressley.

How on earth does playing a gay guy in a Hilary Duff movie and a gay elf costumer in The Year without a Santa Claus make it even possible for you to get in a room with geniouses like Ryan Murphy on a Brad Pitt produced show?!?!

anyway- read about it on my blog


back to the castin futon,

p.s. did i misspell "geniouses"???
Saturday, May 5th, 2007
2:30 pm
I Went To Britney's show-REVIEW
Go read about it and comment
(Willam Bart Vanity Belli be thy name)



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